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NEW--The Attitude Adjuster An Ash Ruler with the words "Attitude Adjuster" beautifully laser-engraved. We have added only $25 to the regular price of the Ash Ruler--a great value for beautiful laser engraving. |
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New!! Custom Laser Engraving You can have your name, your slogan or whatever you want on any paddle you like. Price for one line and up to six words is only $30. Just email us and tell us exactly what you want to say. |
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Here's
what one of our paddlers said about the Bamboo Paddle, 'With Bamboo,
you truly get more with less swing.' Click
here to read what another recipient of the
Bamboo Paddle said about it. $55 for the 16-inch Paddle or $52 for
the Bamboo Smacker. |
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A unique orange-colored wood from Africa that is hard and so will give lots of sting. You can have it in the 16-inch Paddle for $48, or the Padauk Smacker for $45. |
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Mesquite is a wood well known to Texans--for its incredible hardness and strength. Now we introduce it to spankers everywhere, not just because it gives a terrible sting, but because it's also a very pretty wood. Full-sized fraternity paddle $55, Mesquite Smacker $53. |
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Named by one of our wonderful friends in the UK, you can have Mister Dude in super hard Bubinga, Purpleheart or Mesquite. He is truly a 'bad dude' and totally up to the job he was designed to do. You DON'T want to feel him on your backside, I promise. Just let us know by email what wood you like and how thick you want him to be and we'll do the rest. $55 |
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The Monterillo Spanking Paddle Monterillo is a rare nd beautiful wood from trees grown in Central America, but what you'll really like about this wood and the paddles made from it is that it's very hard. You'll know what do do with it, I'm sure. $45 |
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The
smacker is
ultimately portable but still incredibly good at its job. |
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I made several of these spanking paddles for the show at Shadow Lane in Feburary and they all got snapped up in a hurry--after being tried out in person, of course. Everyone said they were extremely stingey and they liked the sexy looks of them too. $42 Buy Now |
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Crafted from one of the hardest woods known to man, this efficient spanking paddle will bring out the OTK artist in you... $30 Buy Now |
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The ash ruler is a hard spanking paddle to beat--it has a sting like no other! $34 Buy Now |
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Swat
a lick with this little hairbrush-shaped spanking paddle |
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The recipient of a wallop from this beautiful but effective spanking paddle will stand up (for sure) and take notice... $53 Buy Now |
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Same as the two smackers above--this beautiful spanking paddle is made in elegant mahogany. $32 Buy Now |
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This new size is much lighter and more portable than our regular-sized paddles, yet it's no less potent. $32 Buy Now |
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The
Bubinga Spanking Paddle |
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Beautiful, portable, efficient...A few
licks with this one |
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The
Deep Purple Passion Paddle |
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The
Bubinga Sweet Spot |
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The
Hickory Sweet Spot |
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The
Black Beauty |
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The
Black Walnut Sweet Spot |
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Hickory
Hairbrush Paddle |
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Ash
Spanking Paddle |
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Ash
Spanking Paddle With Holes |
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Hickory Spanking Paddle With Holes |
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Hickory
Spanking Paddle |
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The
Hickory Little Zinger |
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Mahogany Spanking Paddle |
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Just a couple of licks with this petite powerhouse and they'll be singing a different tune...$32 Buy Now |
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Oak
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Black Walnut Little Zinger Spanking Paddle |
Shipping: Shipping is always FREE! I ship by Priority Mail exclusively and, unless I tell you otherwise, I'll ship your spanking paddle to you within four to six business days after I receive your payment. When I order something, I like it when I don't have to wait a long time to get it, so I figure you will too. Shipping of spanking paddles to Western Europe, Canada and Australia is available as well at extremely reasonable rates--see details in the shopping cart! Quality and Workmanship: Since all of my spanking paddles are handmade of solid wood, there will be some differences in size, color and grain configuration from one paddle to the next. This should not be taken as a defect. As in anything handmade, the beauty and value are in the uniqueness of every piece created. If I say a spanking paddle is made of solid ash, it will be made of solid ash. I use only solid woods to create my paddles and all edges are sanded smooth and slightly rounded before I apply several coats of non-yellowing lacquer for an incredibly smooth finish. Holes in spanking paddles are beveled on at least one side of the paddle . I make every paddle with my own hands so I can do special orders if you want something you don't see here. If you have questions about anything on this site, just email me. My Guarantee: If you are not completely satisfied with one of my spanking paddles, just get in touch with me first and you may return it for a full refund of your purchase price or an exchange with no hassles. The only thing I will ask is what you didn't like about it. |
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