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The
Mesquite Spanking Paddles
Mesquite is a wood well known to Texans--for its incredible
hardness and strength. Now we introduce it to spankers everywhere,
not just because it gives a terrible sting, but because it's also
a very pretty wood. Full-sized fraternity paddle $42, Mesquite Smacker
$40.
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Introducing Mister
Dude
Named by one of our wonderful friends in the UK, you can
have Mister Dude in super hard Bubinga, Purpleheart or Mesquite. He
is truly a 'bad dude' and totally up to the job he was designed to do. You
DON'T want to feel him on your backside, I promise. Just let us know
by email what wood you like and how thick you want him to be and we'll
do the rest. $55
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The
Monterillo Spanking Paddle
Monterillo is a rare nd
beautiful wood from trees grown in Central America, but what you'll really
like about
this wood and the paddles made from it is that it's very hard. You'll
know what do do with it, I'm sure. $45
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The
HeartThrob Paddle
This cute heart-shaped paddle is
fun--and sexy--but it is thoroughly effective at stinging a deserving
backside. $42
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The
Black Walnut Smacker
The
smacker is
ultimately portable but still incredibly good at its job.
This spanking paddle can play lots of roles... $38
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The
PurpleHeart Ruler
I
made several of these
spanking paddles for the show at Shadow Lane in Feburary and they all
got snapped up in a hurry--after being tried out in person, of course.
Everyone
said
they were extremely stingey and they liked the sexy looks of them
too. $42 Buy
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The
Ash Smacker
Crafted
from one
of the hardest woods known to man, this efficient spanking paddle
will
bring out the OTK artist in you... $30
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The
Ash Ruler
The
ash ruler is a hard spanking paddle to beat--it has a sting like
no other!
$34 Buy
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Black
Walnut Hairbrush
Swat
a lick with this little hairbrush-shaped spanking paddle
and the recipient will surely not forget it soon! $38
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The
Bubinga Ruler
The
recipient of a wallop from this beautiful but effective spanking paddle
will stand up (for sure) and take notice... $44 Buy
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The
Hickory Smacker
This
new size is much lighter and more portable than our regular-sized paddles,
yet it's no less potent. $32 Buy
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The
Bubinga Spanking Paddle
The grain pattern of this wood is
magnificent. The one that feels the heat of this one won't
forget it soon!
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The
Deep Purple Passion Paddle
Made
of exotic Purple Heart Wood, purple is the natural color of the heart
wood of this tree found in South America. Bring out the roses in
those cheeks with something really special! $42
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The
Bubinga Sweet Spot
I
just had to make a sweet spot of this Fabulous Wood--
it is so beautiful!
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The
Hickory Sweet Spot
Hickory has
a tight, hard grain and the
proportions and size of this
paddle make it
perfect for giving that sweet spot plenty of attention.
$32
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The
Black Beauty
Black
Walnut is a sexy and sensuous hardwood and would make an elegant addition
to your toy box.
$42
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The
Brute
I did a custom order that inspired the
size of this big boy...
$42
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Ash
Spanking Paddle
Ash
is one of the hardest woods known to man, so
if you want to hear begging (for more or less!!) add this one to your
collection.
$33
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Hickory
Spanking Paddle
Hickory
is a hardwood you don't come across every day, but it has a distinctive,
lovely grain and will give millions of lickins & not quit.
$33
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The
Hickory Little Zinger
The
Little Zinger is my own invention and there doesn't exist
a paddle that is more sting-y or easier to aim. With
this little toy you can put (or have) the burn exactly
where you want it. $33
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Mahogany Spanking Paddle
The lovely fine grain of
mahogany makes this one of my most beautiful spanking paddles, but
I'm told it doesn't bend over
when it comes to striking while the
iron is hot! $33
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Mahogany Smacker
Just
a couple of licks with this petite powerhouse and
they'll be singing a different tune...$32 Buy
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Oak
Spanking Paddle
Oak
is classic. You won't find a better all-purpose paddle. This
will become one of your favorites!
$35
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Oak Little Zinger Spanking Paddle
This
bootie warmer is a cute little thing and its small size
belies the fact that it has a sting like a handful of yellow jackets. $35
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Shipping: Shipping
is always FREE! I ship by Priority Mail exclusively and, unless I
tell you otherwise, I'll ship your spanking paddle to you within
two or three business days after I receive your payment. When I order
something, I like it when I don't have to wait a long time to get
it, so I figure you will too. Shipping
of spanking paddles to Western Europe, Canada and Australia is
available as well at extremely reasonable rates--see
details in the shopping
cart!
Quality
and Workmanship: Since all of my spanking paddles
are handmade of solid wood, there will be some differences in size,
color and grain configuration from one paddle to the next. This should
not be taken as a defect. As in anything handmade, the beauty and
value are in the uniqueness of every piece created. If I say
a spanking paddle is made of solid ash, it will be made of solid
ash. I use only solid woods to create my paddles and all edges are
sanded smooth and slightly rounded before I apply several coats of
non-yellowing lacquer for an incredibly smooth finish. Holes
in spanking paddles are beveled on at least one side of the paddle
. I
make every paddle with my own hands so I can do special orders if
you want something you don't see here. If you have questions
about anything on this site, just email me.
My
Guarantee: If you are not completely satisfied with
one of my spanking paddles, just get in touch with me first and you
may return it for a full refund of your purchase price or an exchange
with no hassles. The only thing I will ask is what you didn't
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