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Free Shipping on EVERY USA Order!
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NEW--The Attitude Adjuster An Ash Ruler with the words "Attitude Adjuster" beautifully laser-engraved. Remind them of the reason..... $62 |
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Hickory
Spanking Paddle With Holes Ever hear of a hickory stick? Surely those schoolmasters of old had a good reason for using hickory, with its hard, tight grain. $47 Buy Now |
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Purpleheart Little Zinger Purpleheart is an extremely hard wood and when you combine the sting of the hard wood with the diminutive size of the Little Zinger, I'll guarantee that whoever gets the benefit of this one will think they sat down on a whole nest of yellow jackets! $48 Buy Now |
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Padauk Smacker with Holes Padauk has a mean sting—make it the Smacker size and add Holes and you'll have to get some earplugs. Not to mention it is a beautiful, sexy-looking implement. Add one to your toy box and you'll get raves! $57 |
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The Brute in Bamboo The Bamboo Brute...you're just not gonna believe what this punisher can do! $70 |
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New!! Custom Laser Engraving You can have your name, your slogan or whatever you want on any paddle you like. Price for one line and up to six words is only $30. Just email us and tell us exactly what you want to say. |
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Here's what one of our paddlers said about the Bamboo Paddle, 'With Bamboo, you truly get more with less swing.' Click here to read what another recipient of the Bamboo Paddle said about it. $55 for the 16-inch Paddle or $52 for the Bamboo Smacker. |
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A unique orange-colored wood from Africa that is hard and so will give lots of sting. You can have it in the 16-inch Paddle for $48, or the12-inch Padauk Smacker for $45. |
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Mesquite is a wood well known to Texans--for its incredible hardness and strength. Now we introduce it to spankers everywhere, not just because it gives a terrible sting, but because it's also a very pretty wood. Full-sized 16-inch fraternity paddle $65, Mesquite Smacker $63. |
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Named by one of our wonderful friends in the UK, you can have Mister Dude in super hard Bubinga, Purpleheart or Mesquite. He is truly a 'bad dude' and totally up to the job he was designed to do. You DON'T want to feel him on your backside, I promise. Just let us know by email what wood you like and how thick you want him to be and we'll do the rest. $60 |
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The Monterillo Spanking Paddle Monterillo is a rare nd beautiful wood from trees grown in Central America, but what you'll really like about this wood and the paddles made from it is that it's very hard. You'll know what do do with it, I'm sure. $45 |
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The smacker is ultimately portable but still incredibly good at its job. This spanking paddle can play lots of roles... $42 |
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I made several of these spanking paddles for the show at Shadow Lane in Feburary and they all got snapped up in a hurry--after being tried out in person, of course. Everyone said they were extremely sting-y and they liked the sexy looks of them too. $48 Buy Now |
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Crafted
from one
of the hardest woods known to man, this efficient spanking paddle
will
bring out the OTK artist in you... $33 |
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The
ash ruler is a hard spanking paddle to beat--it has a sting like
no other!
$36 |
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Swat
a lick with this little hairbrush-shaped spanking paddle and
the recipient will surely not forget it soon! $42 |
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The
recipient of a wallop from this beautiful but effective spanking paddle
will stand up (for sure) and take notice... $56 |
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Same as the two smackers above--this beautiful spanking paddle is made in elegant mahogany. $37 Buy Now |
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This Smacker size is much lighter and more portable than our regular-sized frat paddles, yet it's no less potent. $33 Buy Now |
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The
Bubinga Spanking Paddle |
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Beautiful, portable, efficient...A few
licks with this one |
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The Deep Purple Passion Paddle
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The
Bubinga Sweet Spot |
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The
Hickory Sweet Spot |
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The
Black Walnut Sweet Spot |
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Hickory
Hairbrush Paddle |
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Ash
Spanking Paddle |
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Ash
Spanking Paddle With Holes |
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Hickory
Spanking Paddle |
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The
Hickory Little Zinger |
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Mahogany Spanking Paddle |
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Just a couple of licks with this petite powerhouse and they'll be singing a different tune...$37 Buy Now |
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Oak
Spanking Paddle |
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Black Walnut Little Zinger Spanking Paddle |
Packaging: All paddles are packed in such a manner that no one would ever be able to tell what was inside before the package is opened. There are no giveaway markings on the outside of the package. Quality and Workmanship: Since all of my spanking paddles are handmade of solid wood, there will be some differences in size, color and grain configuration from one paddle to the next. This should not be taken as a defect. As in anything handmade, the beauty and value are in the uniqueness of every piece created. If I say a spanking paddle is made of solid ash, it will be made of solid ash. I use only solid woods to create my paddles and all edges are sanded smooth and slightly ro unded before I apply several coats of non-yellowing lacquer for an incredibly smooth finish. Holes in spanking paddles are beveled on at least one side of the paddle . I make every paddle with my own hands so I can do special orders if you want something you don't see here. If you have questions about anything on this site, just email me. Paddle Dimensions and Sizes: I've listed all the shapes with their dimensions here. My Guarantee: If you are not completely satisfied with one of my spanking paddles, just get in touch with me first and you may return it for a full refund of your purchase price or an exchange with no hassles. The only thing I will ask is what you didn't like about it.
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